CRAZY BALKANS!

Welcome to the Balkans.

A land of burning Molotovs, unpredictable goats, suicidal Ladas, and unlimited vodka. Crazy Balkans is a top-down chaos simulator where your only goal is simple: collect 50 bottles of vodka and survive long enough to do it again.

Travel through 9 increasingly cursed Balkan nations—from peaceful Romania to hellish Macedonia—dodging refugee waves, landmines, flaming tractors, and local insanity. Each level gets harder. Each victory unlocks the next disaster.

But Crazy Balkans is more than just chaos. Hidden beneath the explosions and goats is a dark meta-narrative, a fake desktop interface, and multiple endings—including one you’ll regret finding.

Earn vodka, buy cursed cosmetics, face the Craziest Balkan himself, and maybe—just maybe—find peace in a land that’s forgotten the meaning of it.

 Shoplift sanity. Drink destiny. Become Balkan.